Eat your heart out .
this is how youre supposed to make koolaid
white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in
shit taste like water with batteries in it
if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right
(Source: itwasallaydream, via ispeakfemale)
There’s literally nothing I love more than screen capping Mr. Krabs’ nervous breakdowns.
(via piratesofthearabpenis)
i haven’t even seen the avengers yet and i’m seriously considering joining the fandom just for the stuff that’s showing up on my dash
my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
(Source: snoopdeer, via theepichumor)
when people take did-yuo-kno posts seriously
(via thehilariousblog)
are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
(via thehilariousblog)
